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• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
• I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought some land that was kind of cheap. It was on someone else's property. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -- Steven Wrigh
• The other day I went out and bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  I brought them home, put them in the bedroom, shut the door, and let them fight it out....