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I Bought A House, On A One-way Dead-end Road. I Don't Know How I Got There. -- Steven Wrigh
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I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.
-- Steven Wright
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I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
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