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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• I sent a letter to the fish, I said it very loud and clear, I told them, "This is what I wish.
  I went and shouted in his ear. The little fishes of the sea, But he was very stiff and proud, They sent an answer back to me....
• I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, "This is what I wish.
  The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
• I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, This is what I wish.
  The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
• I got everybody to pay up front...then I blew up their planet.
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• I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW -- Pick up line