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• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
• win big vi. To experience serendipity. "I went shopping and won big
  here was a 2-for-1 sale." See big win....
• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
• win big: vi. To experience serendipity. "I went shopping and won big
  here was a 2-for-1 sale." See {big win}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people.
  You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. -- Anthony Clark...
• I was walking down Madison Avenue and I saw a very good-looking tie in a shop window.
  So I went in. Before I could say anything the manager said, "Oh, Tony Randall!...
• I bought a cassette tape on how to be successful. It was one of those subliminal tapes, a motivational cassette.
  It was $19.95 and it kept saying, "Don't ask for your money back, don't ask for your money back....
• defenestration n. [mythically from a traditional Czech assasination method, via SF fandom] 1.
  Proper karmic retribution for an incorrigible punster....