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I Wish I Was A Klingon. I Want A Lumpy Head.
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I wish I was a Klingon. I want a lumpy head.
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Just out! -- The "I wanna be a Klingon" head vice!
Qoylu' vIneHpu'be'chugh vIjatlhpu'be' - Klingon Proverb.
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There are times when I long for a Klingon woman. -- Worf
Klingon. I should have said Klingon. In my heart of hearts I am a Klingon.
-- Q to Worf, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
All you Klingons, you want to ravage helpless Earthwomen.
Brute." -- They really should have named this, "I Married a Klingon." -- From DC's STAR TREK...
I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....