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• Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
  Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....
• 1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room. 2: (Background
  ) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message....
• Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls.
  So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone....
• Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. -- Bob Edward
• I wonder what would happen if I....[NO CARRIER]
• And if you wonder, What I am doing, As I am heading for the sink.
  I am spitting out all the bitterness, Along with half of my last drink....
• What I need right now is a good psychotic break.
• I'm drunk, and right now I'm SO in love with Bob.
• I wonder what this button does? *&^(&^)#@$*&_% NO CARRIER