I Worked As A Lumberjack For A Lumber Company. All Of The Trees Were Just 10 Feet High And 1/4 Inch Thick.

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I worked as a lumberjack for a lumber company. All of the trees were just 10
feet high and 1/4 inch thick. We made paneling.
-- [Imitation] Steven Wright

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