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• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
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• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Sometimes I go on and on until I annoy even myself. -- SLR
• Oh, I have roamed o'er many lands, And many friends I 've me
  Not one fair scene or kindly smile Can this fond heart forget....
• I met Elvis + lived...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I would] hate to see aeroplanes come into common commercial use, since they merely add to the useless speeding up of an already overspeeded life.
  -- H. P. Lovecraf...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...