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• Have you ever considered a career in the Church? No.
  ..I could never get used to the underwear. -- The Bishop and Edmund : Money...
• Drugged, by God!! ...No, by Baldrick, actually, but the effect is much the same.
  . -- The Bishop and Edmund : Money...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Edmund! Oh, Edmund, I've awaited your return! And thank God you did, for I was just thinking.
  ..'My God, I die in twelve hours. What I really need right now is a hug from a complete _prat_....
• I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid -- Bishop, the artificial person, from _Aliens_
• I See Your Face Printed On My Money
• Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
  ..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
• I thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split. -- Edmund to Melchett : Money
• Bring me to the test, And I the matter will re-word
  which madness Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace, Lay not that flattering unction to your soul....