Ambidextrous Instructors Will Erase With One Hand While Writing With The Other. -- M.

Ambidextrous Instructors Will Erase With One Hand While Writing With The Other. -- M.

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Ambidextrous instructors will erase with one hand while writing with
the other.
-- M. M. Johnston

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Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class. -- M. M. Johnsto
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