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• Life is like...life. ...But not exactly.
  -- The Uncertainty Principle, according to the Mountaintop Guru...
• Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle: The location of all objects cannot be know simultaneously.
  Corollary: If a lost thing is found, something else will disappear....
• You can never be sure how many beers you had last night. -- The Heineken Uncertainty Principle
• The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
• CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.
• SMILEY :-$ uncertainty