CONSUMER NOTICE: Because Of The "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible For The Consumer To Find Out At The Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is And How Fast It Is Moving.

CONSUMER NOTICE: Because Of The "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible For The Consumer To Find Out At The Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is And How Fast It Is Moving.

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CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible for
the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is
and How Fast It Is Moving.

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Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe.
Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe....
Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure.
Tandy: For the unsuspecting consumer.
The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse.
This tagline to be removed only by consumer.
ATTENTION: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.
9999999999% Empty Space....
This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly
because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has "deregulated" the airline industry....
PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State.