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• Publicity is like poison: it doesn't hurt unless you swallow it. -- Joe Paterno
• Using GTF is like programming your VCR to tape that important show while you're at the bowling league.
  It takes some time and planning to set it up right, but hey, you get to see your show!...
• I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold.
  A thief is anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Data: "Geordi, as a child, did you ever experience a traumatic event?
  LaForge: "You're wondering about Timothy?" Data: "Yes....
• I know when I'm out of my league. I just don't care.
• Don't ever prophesy -- unless you know. -- James Lowell
• Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
• Ever feel like life was a game and you had the wrong instruction book?