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I Wouldn't Mind Paying Taxes--if I Knew They Were Going To A Friendly Country. -- Dick Gregory
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I wouldn't mind paying taxes--if I knew they were going to a friendly
country.
-- Dick Gregory
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
-- Dick Gregory...
For a black man, there's no difference between the North and the South.
In the South they don't mind how close I get so long as I don't get too big...
Funny, I just knew you were going to say that.
Legalize telepathy. - I knew you were going to say that.
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me eighty-five dollars.
That's why in the Navy the captain goes down with the ship. -- Dick Gregory...
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey...