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I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because I Knew No White Dude Would Come Into My Neighborhood After Dark.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come
into my neighborhood after dark.
-- Dick Gregory
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I wouldn't mind paying taxes--if I knew they were going to a friendly country. -- Dick Gregory
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Only sport in the world a Negro can chase a white man and 40,000 people stand up and cheer him....
My whole freshman year I wore brown and white shoes.
Actually they were impractical, because the white one kept getting dirty. -- Dick Cave...
God is as real as I am, the old man said. My faith was restored, for I new that Santa would never lie.
God is as real as I am," the old man said. My faith was restored, for I new that Santa would never lie.
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me eighty-five dollars.
That's why in the Navy the captain goes down with the ship. -- Dick Gregory...
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple...
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. -- Hoove
Just as the prisoner was being strapped into the electric chair, the priest said, "Son, is there anything I can do for you?
The prisoner said, "Yeah, when they pull the switch, hold my hand." -- Dick Gregory...