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I Wrote My First Program In 1954, And That Didn't Work Either.
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I wrote my first program in 1954, and that didn't work either.
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After much reflection I put a bracket round it thus "(1)"....
Technique?" said the programmer turning from his terminal, "What I follow is Tao -- beyond all technique!
When I first began to program I would see before me the whole problem in one mass....
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The program compiled without an error message, and the program ran like a gentle wind....
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e., on continuous structures. In that case *nothing* remains of my entire castle in the air gravitation theory included, [and of] the rest of modern physics....