January: People spent all their cash for the holidays
February: All the best customers have gone south
March: Unseasonably cold and too rainy
April: Everybody is preoccupied with income taxes
May: Too much rain, people are distressed
June: Weather too nice, people are distracted
July: Heat has everyone down
August: Everybody is away on vacation
September: Everybody is back, but now they're broke
October: Everyone is waiting for fall sales
November: People are upset over the election
December: Everyone is saving for the holidays
-- Reasons Not To Advertise
-- The Doomsday Businessperson explaining why he went out of business
