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The Rain Falls Equally On Everybody, But There Are Some People Who Have The Best Umbrellas....
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The Rain falls equally on everybody, But there are some people who have the
best umbrellas....
Related:
If you sold umbrellas, it would never rain.
UMBRELLA An object of amazing qualities. Umbrellas are even more adept at detaching themselves from their owners than stationery.
They also send out subconscious thoughts to their owners....
There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.
January: People spent all their cash for the holidays February
All the best customers have gone south March: Unseasonably cold and too rainy April...
The rain in Spain falls mainly ... down.
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Marge: Night vision goggles? A bathroom scale from a soviet sub?
A suede briefcase case? [growls] Anyone who needs this kind of status symbol must have some terrible emotional problems....
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
-- Robert Anton Wilso...
Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!...