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• JESUS SAVES SINNERS! (He must have a lot by now)
• Bother! said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
• There's a comedian over here in Britain called Jack Dee who came out with a great string of Famous Last Words.
  He came up with the idea of a Black Box Recorder for cars, so that you could find out the last thing that was said in the car before crashing!...
• Beware of the Vampire Jesus--He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
• When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
• Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST!
• I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!
• Jesus Christ was a good teacher, but he didn't publish.
• Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!