Related:

• Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed. Jesus said, "love thy neighbor.
  Elvis said, "Don't be cruel." Jesus was a carpenter - Elvis's favorite high school class was wood shop....
• Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up. -- Famous Last Word
• Jesus is the Lords's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
• Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.
• Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
• Matthew was a biographer of Jesus. Neil Matthews was one of Elvis'.
• A father's first right--fathering
• The child is father of the man -- Wordsworth
• The child is the father of the man. WORDSWORTH