Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed.
Jesus said, "love thy neighbor." - Elvis said, "Don't be cruel."
Jesus was a carpenter - Elvis's favorite high school class was wood
shop.
Jesus lived in a state of grace in the near east - Elvis lived in
Graceland in a near eastern state.
Mary, an important woman in Jesus's life, had an immaculate conception
- Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis's life, went to immaculate
conception high school.
Jesus's father, God, is everywhere - Elvis's father was a drifter &
moved around a lot.
