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Jim? It's Maria Over At The Laundromat. There's A Yellow Dress In With Your Things.
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Jim? It's Maria over at the laundromat. There's a yellow dress in
with your things. Is that a mistake, or special handling, or what?
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This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped out and his bail is forfeit.
That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, Jim, bring it on over....
This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and his bail is forfeit.
That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, Jim, bring it on over....
Hey, Jim, it's me, Susy Lillis from the laundromat.
You said you were gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?...
Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat.
You said you were gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?...
There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.
-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner, in "Time", 3 April 1989...
There's nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow stripe and dead armadillos.
-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissione...
There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.
-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissione...
What's yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.