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What's Yellow And Always Points North? A Magnetic Banana.
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What's yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.
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Politicians are like banana's: They go in green; Come out yellow; And are always bent.
Always run a yellow light.
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Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters....
Silence is not always golden; sometimes it is yellow.
Anananay: what happens when you start spelling "banana" and don't stop.
This is one American Marine who will always tell the truth, Sir. -- Ollie North
What do Bill Clinton and a ripe lemon have in common? Both are yellow.
What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A canary with the super-user password.
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