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• Who loves not wisely but too well Will look on Helen's face in hell, But he whose love is thin and wise Will view John Knox in Paradise.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• Gud, marry me, or I'll kick yer ass." -- Honkeytonk Sue
• Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
• Loves horses, and her boyfriend too.
• He that loves the tree, loves the branch. -- Proverb
• No man knows what true happiness is until he gets married. By then, of course, its too late.
• I'm dying," he croaked. "My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted .
  "You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized. "That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she muttered....
• If the truth offends -- too bad.
• I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad. -- Freud