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• Nobody really knows what happiness is, until they're married. And then it's too late.
• I never knew what real happiness was until I got married.
  And by then it was too late. -- Max Kauffma...
• I never knew what true happiness was till I got married. And then it was too late.
• No man knows of what stuff he is made until prosperity and ease try him. -- A.P. Gouthey
• Kent: "What is this??!?" Chris: "This is ice, this is what happens to water when it gets too cold.
  Mitch: "Who was that?" Chris: "That was Kent, that's what happens to a man when he gets too sexually frustrated....
• He gets through too late who goes too fast. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 767
• Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....
• A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo