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Just Before The Battle, Mother, I Was Thinking Most Of You.
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Just before the battle, Mother, I was thinking most of you. . .
-- Sonny Barker
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Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. Lisa: I have a plan.
I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water] You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent....
The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
But I hope he showers at least once a day....
I'll tell you a little secret, sonny. I don't really believe I will be dying.
I believe I've learned how to transfer the wealth of my knowledge into a computer....
My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate.
I said, "Just wait." -- Judy Tenuta...
It's something of a tradition Guinan - the captain touring the ship before a battle.
Before a hopeless battle if I remember the tradition correctly....
Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
Most people say what they're thinking before they think what they're saying.
Oh, I get it!! ``The BEACH goes on,'' huh, SONNY?? -- Zippy the Pinhead