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Just Remember, So Long As You Don't Hurt Anybody, Or Talk Badly About Them, Or Take Advantage Of Them Sexually, You'll Always Be Disappointingly Dull.
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Just remember, so long as you don't hurt anybody, or talk badly about them,
or take advantage of them sexually, you'll always be disappointingly dull.
-- Eric Idlele
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-- Frank W. Woolworth...
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That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone who never comes home.
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