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• Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
  Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
• All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....
• Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally
  he trick is in getting them to do what you want....
• All sorrows can be borne if you tell a story about them. -- Karen Blixe
• Just remember, so long as you don't hurt anybody, or talk badly about them, or take advantage of them sexually, you'll always be disappointingly dull.
  -- Eric Idlele...
• VANDAL Vandals are people who have their brain surgically removed and then go around destroying, damaging and generally depreciating anything they feel like, just because they want to.
  Psychiatrists have described this behaviour as regression, and a primal act of defiance against society....
• Never listen to anyone who talks to you for over five minutes about all that things that have happened to them that have left them speechless!