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Keep A Clear Head And Always Carry A Lightbulb.
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Keep a clear head and always carry a lightbulb.
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It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.
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Mind if we call you Bruce just to keep it clear?
All I ask of my body is that it carry around my head. -- Thomas Alva Ediso
Nobody can count themselves an artist unless they can carry a picture in their head before they paint it.
-- Claude Mone...