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Keep Your Hands Open, And All Of The Sands Of The Universe Pass Through Them.
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Keep your hands open, and all of the sands of the universe pass through them.
Close them, and all you can feel is a bit of grit.
-- Taisen Deshimaru
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It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.
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