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All Right, Come Out With Your Hands Up, Two Cups Of Coffee, An Auto Freshener That Says `Capricorn', And Something With Coconut On It!
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All right, come out with your hands up,
two cups of coffee,
an auto freshener that says `Capricorn',
and something with coconut on it!
-- And keep them high above your head where I can see
them, "Marge in Chains"
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