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  Capers." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6...
• O'Brien: "What, wh...what is it?" Keiko: "Kelp buds, plankton loaf, and sea berries.
  O'Brien: "Oh. Sweetheart, I'm not a fish." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6...
• Keiko: "What kind of food?" O'Brien: "Scalloped potatoes, mutton shanks, ox tails and cabbage.
  Keiko: "Kind of heavy." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6...
• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
  Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
• Maxwell: "The Cardassians live to make war." O'Brie
  That's what everybody thinks about the enemy." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7...
• O'Brien: "Isn't that what marriage is about...sharing?" -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
• Ro: "And what was all of that about?" Riker: "Oh, we were just discussing the.
  ..situation we're all in." Ro: "Mmm, good. Because I have a feeling that I used to be the jealous type....
• Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
  Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
• Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell us about hers?
  Homer: Oh, she's perfect. Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?...