Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell
us about hers?
Homer: Oh, she's perfect.
Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?
Homer: Well, sometimes it can be annoying.
-- At Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He <was> working in the hearts of your friends and
neighbors when they came to your aid,
be they [points to Ned] Christian, [Krusty] Jew, or [Apu] ....
