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• TRIANGLE Three-sided object which, even in isosceles form, begins to get very boring after only a short time.
  For maximum excitement, an object with many more sides should be considered....
• MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
  All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which under normal circumstances should be either engaged or not operational....
• MOUSE Computer input device, named by some scientists at Xerox when they were pissed out of their brains.
  They also labelled the computer's display screen a Vole, but were less successful in spreading of this term....
• TEST Computer term. The name of every file that you can't think of a proper name for.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• UMBRELLA An object of amazing qualities. Umbrellas are even more adept at detaching themselves from their owners than stationery.
  They also send out subconscious thoughts to their owners....
• HOW MUCH OF A COMPUTER DAG ARE YOU? How many people that you see regularly do you talk to more often electronically than face-to-face?
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• MUSIC A terribly, terribly subjective thing. [Don't see Megabogue] Classicists argue that the best music moves transparently into your brai
  and makes you fall asleep without even realising it(*)....
• OBJET The same as "Object", but for the French and/or pretentious.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...