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• HAIL Like rain, but harder. Meteorologists have conducted studies about the weather patterns relating to hail
  and the likely occurrence of it, and have concluded that it is most likely to hail when you are walking down the street without even an umbrella for protection....
• If you sold umbrellas, it would never rain.
• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
  -- Robert Fro...
• Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone, Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you, I went out this morning and I wrote down this song, Just can't remember who to send it to.
  .. Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end, I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, But I always thought that I'd see you again....
• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
• KENNEL A place where sleeping dogs lie, shelter from rain, and chew on dubious bones dug up from other people's garden.
  Toxic Custard advice of the week is: Never steal anything from a Rottweiler's kennel....
• The Rain falls equally on everybody, But there are some people who have the best umbrellas....
• RAIN Another one of those things that is great to watch when you're not caught in it.
  Perhaps what we need to do is somehow make intelligent clouds that rain, but not actually *on* people....
• AND NOW A REPORT ON THE SNAIL TOLL The snail toll this year has risen to 382,272
  more than 20,000 higher than this time last year. Experts from the RSPCA accident research unit and "Gardening Australia" say that if little more rain is present for the rest of the year, the year's toll may be no higher than last year's total....