Related:

• You will pass away very quickly.
• Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
  The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
• A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him.
  Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly....
• A rather narrow crawlway opens up rapidly to reveal a sizable cave.
  The ceiling is very low, however, and you are forced to stoop....
• The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  -- Sir George Jessel...
• On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vai
  either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow....
• A large stalactite extends from the roof and almost reaches the floor below.
  You could climb down it, and jump from it to the floor, but having done so you would be unable to reach it to climb back up....
• Do I look absolutely divine and yet and at the same time very pretty and rather accessible?
  -- Queenie to Melchett : Potato...