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• You are in a secret N/S canyon above a sizable passage.
• A trap door opens up under you!
• On the other size of the door is a narrow passage which opens out into a larger area.
• The problem is - or rather one of the problems, for there are many, a sizable proportion of which are clogging up the major and most of the minor criminal courts of the galaxy - this.
  The previous sentence makes sense. That is not the problem....
• Are you trying to get into the cave?
• Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb. Most of it's up, until you reach the very, very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
  -- Sir George Head, OBE (JC)...
• Mel: Please, Krusty: this is very demeaning! Krusty
  Shut up and conduct!...
• A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him.
  Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly....
• Harness her to the ceiling, position over you, ROTATE!