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Kirk: "Mister Scott, You're All Spaced-out. You're Well.
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Kirk: "Mister Scott, you're all spaced-out. You're well."
Scott: "I had a wee bout, sir, but uh, Doctor McCoy pulled me through."
Kirk: "Wee bout of what?"
McCoy: "Shore leave, Admiral."
Kirk: "Oh, I see."
-- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
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