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• The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused. -- Shirley Maclaine
• There must be more fools than knaves in the world, or else the knaves wouldn't have enough to live on.
• Whip me such honest knaves. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act i, Sc. 1
• Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
  Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost....
• Love is when everyone knows how you feel about her, but her.
• Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward the watering pot and the pruning knife.
• That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in a bar.
  "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been she said she'd spent the night with her sister Shirley....
• To live outside the law, you must be honest. -- Bob Dyla