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Know That A Happy Dieter Has Other Problems. -- Erma Bombeck
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Know that a happy dieter has other problems.
-- Erma Bombeck
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An ugly carpet will last forever. -- Erma Bombeck
God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill. -- Erma Bombeck
Never accept a drink from an urologist. -- Erma Bombeck's fathe
The grass is always greener over the septic tank. -- Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride.
Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there....