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I Do Not Participate In Any Sport With Ambulances At The Bottom Of A Hill. -- Erma Bombeck
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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.
-- Erma Bombeck
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God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
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