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• STATIONERY Objects such as pens, pencils, stapler and sticky-tape.
  These have been studied over the last few years, and it has now been confirmed that they are able to move around a house or office on their own....
• TYPEWRITER Writing implement now on the verge of obscurity. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• How many Hare Krishnas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing lots of songs using only the words "Hare Krishna....
• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• VOLUNTARY Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you have been embarrassed into it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• New toxic, ozone-depleting, environment un-friendly **FLAVOURED AIR** Now available from Nippon-Murdoch Pty Ltd -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.