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  One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!...
• How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one because the world revolves around him....
• How many Quakers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light....
• How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to see an American do it first....
• How many elephants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it has to stand on a trunk to do it....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
• How many technical writers -- does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
  Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....