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KRQR, Home Of The Million Dollar Guarantee. You Give Us A Million Dollars, We'll Play Any Song You Want.
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KRQR, home of the million dollar guarantee. You give us a million dollars,
we'll play any song you want. Guaranteed.
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If we don't raise 8 million dollars, God is going to kill us.
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REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
YOGI BERRA: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
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If at first you don't succeed, sue for 5 million dollars.