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Quimby: We Will Now Hear Suggestions For The Disbursement Of The Two Million Dollars.
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Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the
two million dollars.
Lisa: Don't you mean <three> million dollars?
Quimby: [looks around nervously, adjusts his tie] Of course.
<Three> million dollars.
-- "Marge vs. the Monorail"
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