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  That's the hardest shot for the well endowed. "I've got to hit over them or under them, but I can't hit through," Annie Jones used to always moan to me....
• Billie-Jean King's father put her into tennis to stop her being a women wrestler.
• If you're small, you better be a winner. -- Billie Jean King
• A woman past 40 should make up her mind to be young, not her face. -- Billie Burke
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• A rose is a rose is a rose. Just ask Jean Marsh, known to millions of PBS viewers in the '70s as Rose, the maid on the BBC export "Upstairs, Downstairs.
  Though Marsh has since gone on to other projects, ....
• Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
  [holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt] And now, Waylon Smithers, uh, who's been a _real_ good sport about that wrongful arrest thing -- whew!...
• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...