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• Ladies, here's a hint: if you're playing against a friend who has big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys.
  That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed. -- Billie Jean King...
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• And often did beguile her of her tears, When I did speak of some distressful stroke That my youth suffer'd.
  My story being done, She gave me for my pains a world of sigh...
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• The crowd went crazy as Tommy hit the stage. Little Sally got lost as the police bossed the crowd back in a rage.
  ... Sixteen stitches put her right and her dad said, 'Don't say I didn't warn ya!...
• Meyers: That screwball Marge Simpson, we've got to stop her.
  But how? Man #1: Drop an anvil on her? Man #2: Hit her on the head with a piano....
• Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
  Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....