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Ladybug, Ladybug, Look To Your Stern! Your House Is On Fire, Your Children Will Burn!
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Ladybug, ladybug,
Look to your stern!
Your house is on fire,
Your children will burn!
So jump ye and sing, for
The very first time
The four lines above
Have been put into rhyme.
-- Walt Kelly
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