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• Can you recommend a way to counter the effect? Simple, change the gravitational constant of the universe.
  What?! Change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby altering the mass of the asteroid....
• Barclay: "Do you suppose this has changed the way people think about me?
  LaForge: "Well, to tell you the truth, Reg, we don't know what to think....
• Riker: "We know you're behind this, Q." Q: "*These* aren't my colors!
  And what're you blathering about, Riker?!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• LaForge: "Well it's too bad there aren't more of you around.
  We could certainly use the help." Data: "Yes." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• LaForge: "Q, your 'experience' will be most valuable to me if you could manually control the field integrity.
  Q: "Don't be foolish. That would be a waste of my talents!...
• Q: "You have a moon in a deteriorating orbit. I've known moons throughout the universe.
  Big ones, small ones, I'm an expert. I could help you with this one, if you'll let me out of here....
• Q: "So you understand I could never survive in confinement.
  I mean this is cruel and unusual punishment. The universe has been my backyard....
• Q: "Well, if the Calamarians hurry up and finish me off, we can get you back on your way.
  Q2: "Mmm, afraid I put them on hold too. You see, there's still this matter of the....
• We can throw out constant factors as we want.