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• Don't Do It" by Yul B. Sawry -- Booktip of the month
• Want to save money every month? Throw out the computer!
• Hurdlers do it every 10 meters.
• A far-out inventor has come up with a vibrating tampon.
  He figures that if women are going to feel miserable every month, they might as well enjoy it....
• I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
  -- Thomas Jefferso...
• How many off-campus landlords -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The students will just wreck it anyhow, so why bother?...
• Computers do the same thing every time!
• Dungeon expects every monster to do his duty.
• Newspaper boys do it in front of every door.